destielelel

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha

Anonymous asked:

hii erp erp i'm so sorry if i come off as terribly needy... but it's my birthday today and no one remembered... i mean i'm used to it. nobody ever really remembers... but i'm feeling pretty down... i just turned 18... sorry if this bothers you... i just wanted for someone to know. thank you so very very much~~

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha answered:

YOU ARE 18 EVERYONE SHOULD REMEMBER THIS ONE BECAUSE YOU’RE OFFICIALLY AN ADULT WHAT THE FUCK.

COME OFF ANON AND I WILL MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS SEND YOU BIRTHDAY WISHES!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY AN ADULT TODAY! YOU CAN BUY CIGARETTES AND PORN! IDK THAT WAS WHAT EVERYONE TOLD ME ON MY 18TH BIRTHDAY.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANON! SENDING YOU VIRTUAL CAKE AND PRESENTS. I SWEAR TO GOD I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOU A PRESENT IF I HAD ANY MONEY AND KNEW WHO YOU WERE. AND I DON’T LIKE TO BRAG, BUT I MAKE AWESOME CAKES, SO YOUR VIRTUAL CAKE IS AMAZING.